Spelonker

Age/Gender: 20, Male
Location: Ireland

Hey. I'm having lots of fun around here. I'd submit some of my own stuff but my Macromedia Flash 8 got deleted a while ago :( Doesn't matter, I'd probably be shit at it.

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Score: 10
Saturday Morning Watchmen

"OH GOD!"

date: December 23, 2009

I'm not even finished reading the comic, but dear lord that was hilarious. In a painful, soul tearing way. Honestly, I laughed my fucking ass off the first few time i watched that. The animation is top-notch too. Bravo.

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Score: 10
The Ultimate Orgy

"B=======D"

submission: The Ultimate Orgy
date: December 21, 2009

I loved this so much, I've actually taken time to write the lyrics out from start to finish for copy/paste purposes.

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Score: 3
WH40K Collab

"Fanpoop"

submission: WH40K Collab
date: November 12, 2009

Really, this isn't in the slightest bit funny. It's just yet another cartoon that plays totally off fandom of a series. And I like 40k, but this just isn't funny to me. The animation and voice acting (for the Space Marines at least) was pretty sucky. I was honestly expecting more from this.

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Score: 1
Temptation Ireland

"Lame"

submission: Temptation Ireland
date: September 24, 2009

Why the fuck do they sound Scottish? Bad animation, unfunny jokes and shitty art.

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Score: 10
Canabalt

"Brilliant!"

submission: Canabalt
date: September 14, 2009

My god, so fucking addictive. Very simple, cool style, great music, just a fantastic game.

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Score: 7
Phoenix Ash Opening

"Decent"

date: August 26, 2009

You know, I was about to defend you when you said people were saying that Phoen's arm was like Nero's Devil Bringer (as in Devil May Cry 4) but holy shit, it's ridiculously similar looking. Not only that, but he got a shoulder injury before it appears, which is supposed to be how Nero got his. Well, whatever. If you did copy it or not, it's neither her nor there.

The flash overall was pretty bland. But considering this is the first thing you made in flash, it's a pretty good start. Work on animating action. It looks like there's lots of fights, biking and the like in your story so make sure you can get your animation to show this off the best you can. Keep practising and you can do it. I absolutely hated the song and thought the characters were pretty unoriginal, but I'm rating your flash, not your taste in music.

In short, it's pretty impressive for a first submission but there's lots you should work on if you want to get good. If you really like what you're doing give it you all and keep at it!

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Score: 10
Weebl & Bob : Peripherals

"YAY"

date: August 21, 2009

Pretty good until that drummer joke came in, I play drums, so not cool -_-

But in all reality, while I play drums, I don't get offended by Weebl and Bob cartoons making fun of drummers.

Ah, I haven't watched one of your cartoons in a LONG time (about 3 years) and I don't why I ever stopped. Hilarious as always. And yeah, all these bullshit ad-ons you can get for Rockband (and beyond!) is retarded. Keep up the funny stuff man!

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Score: 10
COGS OF WAR 2

"What the fuck was that about?"

submission: COGS OF WAR 2
date: August 10, 2009

Something's...suspicious about this flash...hmmmmm....

Haha. I never took time to realize how retarded the plot to Gear 2 was. Thank God you do the thinking for me Johnny. Very funny and well draw as always man.

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Score: 2
Spoof of the Colossus

"Unfunny"

date: July 17, 2009

Really really unfunny. The voice acting was rubbish too. The only thing worth noting is the amount of detail in the scenes, but even then the animation was stiff and you used that same clip of him climbing too much.

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Score: 10
Skull in Connemara

"Creepy"

submission: Skull in Connemara
date: July 15, 2009

Irishman here. The animation was very nice. Seems a bit clumped together at points, as in that everything goes at the same speed. I'd have liked to have seen him pause a bit when he's digging but hey, it's not my animation. Overall it was very good. The music was pretty suiting when you remember it's a black comedy.

And I don't see any stereotypes here so I don't know what Morgan was on about. Oh, and if you want it to be more Irishy, change the sign from "Public Bar" to "Pub". I don't know anywhere local that calls it's self a "bar".

July 15, 2009

Author's Response:

true, very true... I suppose as I get more used to the technique I'll be better at adding easing in and out to movements. In my cartoon work I'm pretty comfortable with timing, but if I applied the timing I normally use to this everything would start feeling too exaggerated and silly. It needs time to evolve.
And yeah I really should've used Pub, I put public bar planning to change it later, then ran out of time...

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