Spelonker's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Canabalt]

Brilliant!

My god, so fucking addictive. Very simple, cool style, great music, just a fantastic game.

[Spewer]

Fuck yeah!

All achievements. Oh yes!

Man, what an addictive game. It's so inventive and fun (though there were stages where i could have out my fist through the screen). The main bothers where the level "Dive" (where there's a line of white puke that you have to break and catch yourself on) and then how Spewer bounces when he lands. This is a pain when you're trying to weave over small dots of acid.

Great game

[Tankmen: Incursion]

Not fun

The camera, man. Fix it. I had no idea what the fuck was going on because of it and the fights are really annoying. Plus wtf is with the double ended shooting??? The art style is good though.

[Green Terror]

Fun fun fun!

Very fun and addictive. Simple idea but it's damn near impossible at times! The graphics aren't very good though and it would benifit from an improvement.

AND IT GOT AN EPIC FAIL! NOOOO!

[Shopping Cart Hero]

Fun fun fun

I like it. It's lacking in a few things, like visual look but it's fun regardless. Make a second version!

[Raid Gaza!]

Oh Man

Oh I love black humor. And the game was pretty fun to play too. I was worried that Gaza would start using "Kitty Guns"* against me! Thank god it didn't come to that.

*if you don't know what that is, search it up on youtube NOW!

[Monster Truck Maniac]

Good

But what's with the fucking sea mines! AGH! I kept getting big open areas with no mines in them and I couldn't get past level 6. It was really fun up until that though.

WixGames responds:

Yeah they are stupid sometimes.

[ASAHK.]

Bah

Is was a good idea but it's lacking allot that ends up making it too hard. If you gave extra lives, more health and make it so your character doesn't freeze every time he gets punched it would be better.

[Crunchdown]

Good game

Great game. Very fun but it's fiendishly hard! I got stuck on the lift because I died and while I was respawning, 5 enemies jumped on, and every time I could be damaged again, they'd all kill me again in 2 seconds.

[Desolation 2]

Lame

Man, there's allot wrong with this game. First off, it's really heard to navigate through. Second, allot of the time, a white dot will appear even if there's no item in front of you. Third, the flickering light effect is fucking annoying! And fourth, not scary at all. The zombies looks hilarious and the bad English takes away from it all.

There's a good bit of potetntial here but you really need to work on it.