Spelonker's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Captain Ig'nant]

S'alright

Pretty well animated I must say. But god damn does it remind me of the N***a Moments episode of The Boondocks. Regardless, it's well put together.

[Africa Dudes]

Tortured

Fuck me that was painful. I didn't laugh once. Surely you could have come up with ONE joke between you all? The art was nice, but where was the animation??? Fuckin' Newgrounds.

[How to be a Vblogger!]

Glorious

Man, I fucking loved this. You covered pretty much EVERYTHING I hate about Youtube bloggers. ESPECIALLY the jump cuts. What's the fucking deal with these? They even use them in Colgate adds. Who the hell thinks this is a good idea? It gives me the impression that they can concentrate long enough to complete a couple of sentences without fucking up.

Anyways, funny flash, funny art, speaks the truth. 10/10

[Sonic in Search for Love]

Whut...

OK, explain some shit to me. Is this, or is this not an ACTUAL sex story?

Have a 10 for artistic talent either way.

[Epic Beard Man]

HOLY FUCK!

Oh my god that was the single most hilarious thing I've seen here in 3 years, and I'm not exaggerating that in the least. Oh lawdy!

As for an actual review, I don't think there's anything further I can say that wouldn't have been said 100 time before hand.

JohnnyUtah responds:

oh lawdy lawd thanks for the review

[Saturday Morning Watchmen]

OH GOD!

I'm not even finished reading the comic, but dear lord that was hilarious. In a painful, soul tearing way. Honestly, I laughed my fucking ass off the first few time i watched that. The animation is top-notch too. Bravo.

[WH40K Collab]

Fanpoop

Really, this isn't in the slightest bit funny. It's just yet another cartoon that plays totally off fandom of a series. And I like 40k, but this just isn't funny to me. The animation and voice acting (for the Space Marines at least) was pretty sucky. I was honestly expecting more from this.

[Weebl & Bob : Peripherals]

YAY

Pretty good until that drummer joke came in, I play drums, so not cool -_-

But in all reality, while I play drums, I don't get offended by Weebl and Bob cartoons making fun of drummers.

Ah, I haven't watched one of your cartoons in a LONG time (about 3 years) and I don't why I ever stopped. Hilarious as always. And yeah, all these bullshit ad-ons you can get for Rockband (and beyond!) is retarded. Keep up the funny stuff man!

[COGS OF WAR 2]

What the fuck was that about?

Something's...suspicious about this flash...hmmmmm....

Haha. I never took time to realize how retarded the plot to Gear 2 was. Thank God you do the thinking for me Johnny. Very funny and well draw as always man.