Spelonker's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Epic Beard Man]

HOLY FUCK!

Oh my god that was the single most hilarious thing I've seen here in 3 years, and I'm not exaggerating that in the least. Oh lawdy!

As for an actual review, I don't think there's anything further I can say that wouldn't have been said 100 time before hand.

JohnnyUtah responds:

oh lawdy lawd thanks for the review

[Skull in Connemara]

Creepy

Irishman here. The animation was very nice. Seems a bit clumped together at points, as in that everything goes at the same speed. I'd have liked to have seen him pause a bit when he's digging but hey, it's not my animation. Overall it was very good. The music was pretty suiting when you remember it's a black comedy.

And I don't see any stereotypes here so I don't know what Morgan was on about. Oh, and if you want it to be more Irishy, change the sign from "Public Bar" to "Pub". I don't know anywhere local that calls it's self a "bar".

TheBoogley responds:

true, very true... I suppose as I get more used to the technique I'll be better at adding easing in and out to movements. In my cartoon work I'm pretty comfortable with timing, but if I applied the timing I normally use to this everything would start feeling too exaggerated and silly. It needs time to evolve.
And yeah I really should've used Pub, I put public bar planning to change it later, then ran out of time...

[The Body Count]

Nice

I always love your cartoons man. They're always so ....uh....original. And you've gotten so much better at animation over the years, You can even track it in your submissions. The animation in this one in particular is great, especially how the anchorman moves his face when talking. Keep up the good work!

Sexual-Lobster responds:

thanks spelonker i try to raise the bar each time, the problem is it takes me so long to make anything now

[Dv - Train Tracks]

Jigoo!

If you win that iPod LazyMuffin, I guess I'm gonna steal it.

LazyMuffin responds:

Stil it.

[jesus party]

BY GOD'S NAME!

OH MY GOD, THIS OFFENDED ME AND EVERYTHING I BELIEVE IN! YOU WILL BURN IN HELL AFTER I DRAG YOU ONTO DOCTOR PHIL YOU HETHENIOUS BASTARD! God blass.

Very good flash. I loved the art style and the bit where Jesus turns realistic loking made me lol.
Keep up the good work!

peixeaquatico responds:

God will punish severely those who like this animation

thanks man

[Guns of the Awesome]

Not bad

I'm not overly mad about Awesome movies when they're not done by Egoraptor, but this one was OK. There was a few things I hoping to see, like Raiden grabbing Snake and running out of the way with Outer Haven rather than getting squished.

But overall, it was fairly funny.

secondstamp responds:

That could have worked, haha. No physical contact between Raiden and Snake :(

We demand more physical contact between Johnny and Snake.

[Wild Missingno. Appeared!]

Whu?

What the hell was that? It wasn't funny and the animation was pretty rubbish. Try again.

Sticky responds:

Sorry out of quarters.

[.Alice.]

Excellent

Very good. Pretty unsettling. But like a few people said, the art and animation need some tweaking.

M1K3-B responds:

Thank you. Ill continue to improve.

[Zomby :P]

Excellent

That was pretty fucking funny man. I'm praying for a second one.

Also, is it considered necrophilia for fucking a zombie? Cuz they're not exactly dead...

Dylawrence responds:

It's Neonecrophillia! the new term of corpse fucking! T4R

[Sephiroth vs Silent Hill]

Could be better

It's a good idea but it's lacking allot. Like length. Not much really happens either. Make another one!

fadedshadow responds:

i did already lol